Dear Kroger II

By Bruce Felps

You almost redeemed yourself yesterday.

I went in to pick up an adult beverage not easily found around here — or anywhere, for that matter — and yours is the only establishment that sells it and is open on Sundays.

A newbie manned the checkout lane I chose to, um, check out. A training manager helped walk him through the transition steps, so the trainee went strictly by the book.

He rang up the item, I handed him my Kroger Plus card, swiped the debit card, and figured that was about that.

Then trainee asked for, nay, nearly demanded my ID.

Really? You want to card me? Wow, cool.

Of course, bag-boy was laughing, so that didn’t help much.

Like I said, you almost redeemed yourself.

Kisses,

Bruce

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  1. Carol Conine

    Enjoy it while you can! It really hurts when the machine pauses, the checker looks up at you and then cracks up laughing!

  2. John T

    No kidding, don’t be so insecure about your age and embrace it. Hell, you should have kissed THE BAG BOY. I would.

    • bfelps

      John T, actually, i kind of laughed too … the laugh of the demented. i do embrace it … like a straightjacket embraces its wearer. i certainly don’t fault the bag-boy, though. then again, i’m not really into kissing bag-boys. you don’t know where they’ve been.

  3. Celeste

    What adult beverage cant you find in our hood and on Sundays?

  4. LakewoodLady

    Do what I do when Target asks for my birthdate…make one up! The younger you make yourself, the more fun it is, esp, if you make yourself just 21.




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