Potted thievery
by Bruce Felps
A Hollywood-Santa Monica resident and friend to our little show here sent an e-mail message earlier today about some tom-thievery going on in her neighborhood.
An across-the-street neighbor on Vivian Avenue had a potted plant stolen late Sunday-early Monday from his front porch.
It was no easy task, our friend wrote, because the steps slope sharply toward the front walk and the plant — and presumably its pot — weigh a considerable amount in relation to other garden-variety potted plants.
So mind the unsecured items out front. I’ve heard from crime watch and police sources that things such as potted plants make good targets because they can be sold at area flea markets and such.









June 29, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I have an office on Peavy and this summer, my flowers in my planters in front of the building keep “walking” off. I guess someone feels they need the flowers worse than I do.
June 29, 2010 at 5:20 pm
My suggestion is to thoroughly coat the exterior of your front porch things with poison ivy oil. The Police Dept. will have a better chance of apprehension with a bunch of pus-ridden, itchy criminals moping around! Makes me happy just to imagine it!
June 29, 2010 at 5:25 pm
that makes me laugh, Science Lady. and yeah, Mr. Kearby, amazing how some people think they’re entitled to other people’s stuff because … because why?
June 29, 2010 at 5:47 pm
A semi-famous comedian based one of his bits on stealing, saying, “Well, you didn’t have your name on it!”
July 8, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Tie a snake inside the pot.